The Hamptons Refresh - Small Multifunctional Scraping Massager

Darlings, prepare to be utterly refreshed with The Hamptons Refresh - a petite yet powerful multifunctional scraping massager that's about to become your new best friend.

This little wonder is the crème de la crème of self-care gadgets, combining ancient wisdom with modern technology in a way that would make even the most jaded Upper East Sider swoon.

Imagine, if you will, the soothing touch of a Fifth Avenue spa, but in the palm of your hand. This divine device offers a smorgasbord of treatments: moxa, cupping, gua sha, kneading - it's like having your own personal masseuse on speed dial, minus the awkward small talk.

But wait, there's more! (As if you needed it, right?) This little darling also boasts EMS, TENS, red light therapy, heat therapy, and topical negative pressure.

It's practically a miracle worker for those post-Pilates aches or the tension from navigating the Hamptons traffic on a holiday weekend.

Now, let's talk specs, because we know you love the nitty-gritty:

- Battery Capacity: 3.7V/2000MAH (lasts longer than your last Tinder date)

- Charger Output: 5V*2A (faster than gossip spreads at the Met Gala)

- Suction Power: -60~0kpa~0kpa (stronger than your resolve to avoid carbs)

- Charging Voltage: 110V-220V (works from Manhattan to Milan)

- Charging Way: USB C (because who has time for outdated tech?)

- Charging Time: About 3.5 hours (perfect for a leisurely brunch)

- Use Time: About 4 hours (longer than most Broadway shows)

- Temperature Range: About 38~48°C (warm like a summer day in the Hamptons)

- Red Light Wavelength: 650±20nm (more precise than your Botox appointments)

- Size: φ88*72(H) (fits in your Hermès clutch)

- Weight: 210g (lighter than your guilt after a cheat day)

Darling, this isn't just a massager - it's a lifestyle upgrade. It's for those nights when your Pilates instructor pushed you too far, or when the stress of choosing between the Maldives or Bora Bora for your next getaway is just too much.

So why wait? Treat yourself to The Hamptons Refresh.

After all, if you don't take care of you, who will? Your butler? Please. This is self-care for the sophisticated soul, and darling, you deserve nothing less.